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Funny Cat Coffee Sweatshirt — "Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard" Crewneck

$32.99

Sizes: S

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a cheeky, irreverent print—this piece wraps you in everyday comfort while showing off a sharp sense of humor. The clean white knit frames a bold cartoon cat holding a coffee, paired with a snarky caption that reads like a warning from someone who runs on caffeine. It wears like a faithful lounge staple: roomy through the body with a classic crew neckline, ribbed collar and cuffs that keep shape, and reinforced double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear. The fabric blend balances breathability and structure, and the tear-away label keeps your neck itch-free. Thoughtfully made using ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, it’s built to last and easy to care for.

Product features
- Embroidery available at left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with Heather Sport option (60/40)
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; gray tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua and Honduras

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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Funny Cat Coffee Sweatshirt — "Touch My Coffee I Will Slap You So Hard" Crewneck

$32.99

Sizes: S

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a cheeky, irreverent print—this piece wraps you in everyday comfort while showing off a sharp sense of humor. The clean white knit frames a bold cartoon cat holding a coffee, paired with a snarky caption that reads like a warning from someone who runs on caffeine. It wears like a faithful lounge staple: roomy through the body with a classic crew neckline, ribbed collar and cuffs that keep shape, and reinforced double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear. The fabric blend balances breathability and structure, and the tear-away label keeps your neck itch-free. Thoughtfully made using ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, it’s built to last and easy to care for.

Product features
- Embroidery available at left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) with Heather Sport option (60/40)
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; gray tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua and Honduras

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.

Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

See terms and conditions

Report this product